“Homey, put down your magazine for a minute.” – Marge Simpson “Huh?” – Homer Simpson “I thought you might want to snuggle.” – Marge Simpson “That reminds me . . . Seven Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage . . . Marge, you have a nice body. And if you’d like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .