“Paintings, lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to Hell so scary and horrible and gruesome that-” – Bart Simpson “Bart, you should warn people this episode is very frightening, and maybe they’d rather listen to that old War of the Worlds broadcast on NPR.” – Marge Simpson “Yes, mother.” – Bart Simpson “Good. Now, you hold Maggie. I’m going to buy some earrings from the gift shop.” – Marge Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .