Tag: Treehouse of Horror IV

“And next it our Fall catalog, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream.” – Donut Catwalk Announcer “Oooh, pure genius.” – Dream Homer

  “Paintings, lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to Hell so scary and horrible and gruesome that-” – Bart Simpson “Bart, you should warn people this episode is very frightening, and maybe they’d rather listen to that old War of the Worlds broadcast on NPR.” – Marge Simpson “Yes, mother.” – Bart Simpson “Good. Now, you hold Maggie. I’m going to buy some earrings from the gift shop.” – Marge Simpson

“Hear ye, hear ye, the court of Infernal affairs is now in session.” – Skeleton Judge “Very well, but first, some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half hour.” – Lionel Hutz “Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me.” – The Devil “Agreed. No, wait.” – Lionel Hutz “Silence!” – The Devil

“It’s some sort of hideous monster. . . . Aww, isn’t that cute? He’s trying to claw my eyes out.” – Ned Flanders

“You must drive this stake right through his heart.” – Lisa Simpson “Take that, vile fiend!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, Dad?  That’s his crotch.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m sorry, Mr. Blackbeard.  We’re low on chairs, and this is the last one.” – Marge Simpson “Arghh, this chair be high, says I!” – Blackbeard

“We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening.  To even gaze upon it is to go mad.” – Bart Simpson “Ahh!  They’re dogs and they’re playing poker!” – Homer Simpson

“Read the back, the back!” – Marge Simpson “Argh, ’tis some kind of treasure map.” – Blackbeard the Pirate “You idiot, you can’t read!” – Benedict Arnold “Aye, ’tis true.  My debauchery was my way of compensating.” – Blackbeard the Pirate Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror IV”!  Original airdate 28 October 1993.

“Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina.  It was just sitting in some guy’s boat.” – Homer Simpson

“Milhouse, wake up!  Quick, look out the window!” – Bart Simpson “No way, Bart.  If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral.” – Milhouse van Houten

“Homer, we gotta do something.  Today he’s drinking people’s blood, tomorrow he could be smoking.” – Marge Simpson

“Alright, stay calm, remember your training.  ‘Dear Homer I.O.U. one emergency donut signed Homer’.  Bastard!  He’s always one step ahead!” – Homer Simpson