“Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed and I need you to get me a new one.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh, isn’t this the kind of thing your mother’s better at?” – Homer Simpson “I called her, she’s not home! I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.” – Lisa Simpson “Wow. And after them, out of all the people in the world, you chose me.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .