“Isn’t there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?” – Homer Simpson “I sincerely hope not.” – Grateful Gelding Lady
Tag: Lisa’s Pony
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“Apu? You can take this job and restaff it!” – Homer Simpson
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“Sorry, baby, date’s over.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Oh, my, what is that smell? Oh, it’s you.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk
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“Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed and I need you to get me a new one.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh, isn’t this the kind of thing your mother’s better at?” – Homer Simpson “I called her, she’s not home! I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.” – Lisa Simpson “Wow. And after them, out of all the people in the world, you chose me.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homey, how long do you plan to do this?” – Marge Simpson “I don’t know, how long do horses live?” – Homer Simpson “Thirty years.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
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“What the- . . . you call this melted cheese receptacle clean? The young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Saturday Morning Cartoons
“This is what love costs a month?” – Homer Simpson “These are standard stable fees, Mr. Simpson. Plus I’m teaching your daughter riding, grooming, and, at no extra charge, pronunciation.” – Lady at The Grateful Gelding Stables “Father! You’ve made me the happiest girl who ever lived!” – Lisa Simpson NOTE: Sorry for no Reading Digest yesterday. I realize it’s not graduation season, but my advice to seniors in both high school and college is: never get a job. Bart was right, working is for chumps. I’m a big fan of the gleeful nihilism of Rick and Morty, the relentless contrarianism of South Park, the…
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“Oh, dear, we’re in serious trouble here. We’re just going to have to cut down on luxuries.” – Marge Simpson “You know, we’re always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn’t even have.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homer! Are you stealing squishies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “No, sir.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Excuse me, do you sell ponies?” – Homer Simpson “Uh, sure, pal, right here.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Guy “Scottish deer hound, hey, this is a dog!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, my friend, you’re smarter than I gave you credit for.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Guy
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“Hurry, Moe, hurry! I’ve only got five minutes until the music store closes.” – Homer Simpson “Well, why don’t you go there first?” – Moe “Hey, do I tell you how to do your job?” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, Homer.” – Moe “You know, if you tip the glass there won’t be so much foam on top.” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, Homer.” – Moe Happy birthday Mike Reiss!
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“I’ll buy her that pony she’s always bugging me for.” – Homer Simpson “We can’t afford to buy a pony.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, with today’s gasoline prices we can’t afford not to buy a pony.” – Homer Simpson
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“Look, Homer, Lisa’s taking her first steps.” – Marge Simpson “Are you taping it?” – Homer Simpson “Yes.” – Marge Simpson “I’ll watch it later.” – Homer Simpson
Compare & Contrast: The Simpsons Get a Horse
“Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?” – Marge Simpson “I’ve got it all figured out. By day it’ll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night it’ll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, no!” – Lisa Simpson “That’s illegal!” – Marge Simpson “That’s for the courts to decide.” – Homer Simpson As is typical in Season 11, the first act of “Saddlesore Galactica” has basically nothing to do with the rest of the episode. The twist here is that as the show makes the turn to its main story, the…
Bonus Quote of the Day
“I won’t lie to you, in this job, you will be shot at. Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Badge of honor.” – Homer Simpson “Here’s a pointer, try to take it in the shoulder.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy Birthday Mike Reiss!
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“Well, you’re in for a whale of a show tonight! I’d like to point out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can’t sneak out of the show after your own child has performed. Oh, and let me caution the people in the first five rows: you will get wet.” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Pony”! Original airdate 7 November 1991.
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Image shamelessly yoinked from trinidadbay.net (original source: Trinidad Museum Society) “I suggest you try the pony farm on Route 401, merely take a left at the rendering plant.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Guy
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“Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I can assure you, my heart is breaking.” – Lady at The Grateful Gelding Stables