“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman
“He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he’s slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan!” – Brent Gunsilman
Dead Homer Society 
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This is the first thing I think about whenever I see some painted up fan nut at a sporting event.