“Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wondrous creation. . . Now, quickly, gaze down at God’s fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor.” – Not Robert Schuller “Ow, my ass!” – Homer Simpson “Always on God’s floor.” – Not Robert Schuller Happy 20th Anniversary to “Natural Born Kissers”! Original airdate 17 May 1998.
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .