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Tag: Natural Born Kissers
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“Look, honey, I clipped on my tie all by myself.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wondrous creation. . . Now, quickly, gaze down at God’s fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor.” – Not Robert Schuller “Ow, my ass!” – Homer Simpson “Always on God’s floor.” – Not Robert Schuller Happy 20th Anniversary to “Natural Born Kissers”! Original airdate 17 May 1998.
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“How do you do, ma’am?” – Carl “Hope this evening finds you well.” – Lenny “Oh, knock it off, you perverts.” – Marge Simpson
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“Gil, thank God it’s you! You gotta help us!” – Homer Simpson “Well, that’s what I’m here for. I mean, you’re young, successful, you’re naked. You want a car with a radio, right? You kids like music, right?” – Gil
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“Bart, this could be priceless!” – Lisa Simpson “Priceless like a mother’s love, or the good kind of priceless?” – Bart Simpson
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“Okay, here’s the deal: crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and scepters-” – Bart Simpson “It’s a bottle cap.” – Lisa Simpson “Jewel encrusted?” – Bart Simpson
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“If somebody’s in here, you’re in for some serious ass forkin’!” – Farmer
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“Marge, can we trade? I don’t trust these guys.” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast.” – Homer Simpson “Trying to jump start the old marriage, huh?” – Carl “Can I come?” – Lenny “Nah, it’d just be awkward. What with the sex and all.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, Homer, see you at Moe’s?” – Carl “He put new electrical tape on the cushions.” – Lenny
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“When we got married, is this how you thought we’d be spending our Saturdays, driving out to the boondocks to trade in a refrigerator motor?” – Marge Simpson “I never thought I’d live this long.” – Homer Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Steve Hopson. “. . . and that’s why today bananas are called ‘yellow fatty beans’. Questions?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today?” – Bart Simpson “Nope, everybody’s paid up.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Crazy Noises: Natural Born Kissers
“Oh, we drank so much that night.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.” – Homer Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the bored federal agents pretending to…