“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson
“Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson & Milhouse van Houten
“Don’t mind me, boys. Just scrubbin’ my undies.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Bart, your Dad kinda blew the fantasy. I only like it when I’m pretend scared.” – Milhouse van Houten
Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Hi there. Is there a way to filter out the Quotes of the Day on your site to find the articles easier? Thanks.
Articles? Now there’s a name I ain’t heard for a long time around these parts…
Yessir, we haven’t had an article in this place since the days of Stan, and to a lesser extent Ryan. Mostly quotes now… keeps the comments section cleaner…
Ignore the moron who first replied. I don’t know if you can filter anything, but if you want to find articles, it’s best to try using the tags or search function.
You think we can jut ignore history?