Quote of the Day

“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson
“Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson & Milhouse van Houten
“Don’t mind me, boys. Just scrubbin’ my undies.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Bart, your Dad kinda blew the fantasy. I only like it when I’m pretend scared.” – Milhouse van Houten

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. Articles? Now there’s a name I ain’t heard for a long time around these parts…

      Yessir, we haven’t had an article in this place since the days of Stan, and to a lesser extent Ryan. Mostly quotes now… keeps the comments section cleaner…

    2. Ignore the moron who first replied. I don’t know if you can filter anything, but if you want to find articles, it’s best to try using the tags or search function.

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