“You know, Smithers, I think I’ll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage . . . when pigs fly!” – C.M. Burns “Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?” – Mr. Smithers “No, I’d still prefer not.” – C.M. Burns
Day: May 27, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day (Again)
“Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.” – Bart Simpson