Quote of the Day

“You know, Smithers, I think I’ll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage . . . when pigs fly!” – C.M. Burns
“Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“No, I’d still prefer not.” – C.M. Burns

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. I love their brief moment of shock, and then Burns recovers and maintains his miserly attitude anyway.

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