“People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless!” – Bart Simpson “Ahhhhh!” – Homer Simpson “We have captured your President, he was delicious.” – Bart Simpson
Day: June 17, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“What’d you swipe?” – Jimbo Jones “An ‘I Love Lefty’ shot glass.” – Dolph “Left handed pinking shears.” – Kearney “Pinking shears? Let’s go to the food court and steal some baked potatoes.” – Jimbo Jones