Tag: Radio Bart

“Digital audiotape my butt! When I was a kid we had compact discs and I don’t recall no one complaining.” – Bart Simpson“Damn right.” – Jake the Barber

“What’s going on?” – Lisa Simpson “It’s an old fashioned hole diggin’! By gar, it’s been a while!” – Jasper

“Hey, boy, how’s the microphone working?” – Homer Simpson “Fine.” – Bart Simpson

“Don’t worry, son. They’re going to make sure no one ever falls down this well again.” – Homer Simpson “That should do it.” – Groundskeeper Willie

“What are you doing to save my baby boy?” – Marge Simpson “Well, ma’am, we’ve located a piece of machinery in Shreveport, Louisiana that could pop him out lickety split.” – Chief Wiggum “Well, why don’t you get it?” – Marge Simpson “I’m afraid we’ve got a budget problem, Mrs. Simpson. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. Had he done it at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.” – Chief Wiggum “You’re telling me that the city won’t pay to get a boy out of a well!” – Marge Simpson “Well, they would…

“People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless!” – Bart Simpson “Ahhhhh!” – Homer Simpson “We have captured your President, he was delicious.” – Bart Simpson

“With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free.” – Not Quint

“Yeah, Shutton here . . . now that’s a story!” – Dave Shutton

“What the?” – Bart Simpson “It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier “We have one at home.  Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier “Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson Sorry for the late post.  We got some real good toy commercials coming up.  I promise.

“You know, Marge, Bart’s really gonna like my birthday present this year.  It won’t be like those shoe trees I got him last year, or the shelf paper I bought him for Christmas.  I’ll buy his love yet.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Al Jean!

“Ever since I called for the rescue of that Simpson lad, I have taken a lot of heat.  So, I am flip-flopping!  I say: let him stay down there!” – Mayor Quimby “Yay!” – Crowd

“Don’t worry, son.  Just cause you’re trapped in a hole doesn’t mean you can’t live a rich and full life.  I brought you your Krusty doll.” – Homer Simpson “Ow!  Knock it off you bald boob!” – Bart Simpson “Hey, don’t make me come down there!” – Homer Simpson “I’d like to see you fit!” – Bart Simpson

“It’s very simple, Kent, the child is reverting to a feral, or wolf-like, state.  Here’s an artist’s conception.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe