“Mr. Simpson, I guarantee you, we’ll come up with a commercial that can save your business. You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. . . . Happens all the time.” – McMahon and Tate Agent
Day: June 23, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Sir, I feel there’s something you’re not telling me. Perhaps you’d feel more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.” – Mr. Smithers “Maybe.” – C.M. Burns “Hello, Mr. Burns.” – Snappy the Alligator
