“What happened?” – Bart Simpson “Aw, don’t worry about that. You’re just finished, that’s all.” – Krusty the Klown “Finished?” – Bart Simpson “It happens all the time. That’s show business for you: one day you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next day you’re some schmoe working in a box factory.” – Krusty the Klown “I heard that.” – Box Factory Guy
Day: July 14, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Bart, it’s not like I’m asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You’re a little young to understand this, but when you save a rich man’s life, he showers you with riches! Don’t you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?” – Homer Simpson “Is it a Bible story?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out. But nobody was strong enough. So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty…