Day: August 21, 2018

“Your Dad ever take you to baseball games?” – Tom “Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.” – Bart Simpson “Nineteen.” – Blackjack Dealer “Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson “Twenty.” – Blackjack Dealer “Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson “Twenty-one.” – Blackjack Dealer “Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson “Twenty-two.” – Blackjack Dealer “D’oh!” – Imaginary Homer Simpson