Quote of the Day

“Your Dad ever take you to baseball games?” – Tom
“Nah. His game was blackjack. He bet our life savings on a single hand.” – Bart Simpson
“Nineteen.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty-one.” – Blackjack Dealer
“Hit me.” – Imaginary Homer Simpson
“Twenty-two.” – Blackjack Dealer
“D’oh!” – Imaginary Homer Simpson

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