“Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?” – Ralph Wiggum “Son, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut, the key is persistence. Keep at it, and never lose your cool. . . . Aw, come on you stupid . . . Let that be a lesson to the rest of you! . . . nuts.” – Chief Wiggum
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .