Tag: I Love Lisa

“Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off color sentiments.” – Principal Skinner

“Hey, kids, don’t forget to watch my twenty-ninth anniversary show! Featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on wowie sauce.” – Krusty the Klown “Everyone’s always kissing your ass. Well, I’m not afraid to tell you, you’re a [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep].” – Sideshow Mel

“Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?” – Ralph Wiggum “Son, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut, the key is persistence. Keep at it, and never lose your cool. . . . Aw, come on you stupid . . . Let that be a lesson to the rest of you! . . . nuts.” – Chief Wiggum

“Okay, Dad, I’ll be persistent. Is that how you got Mom?” – Ralph Wiggum “Well, son, never underestimate the appeal of a man in uniform.” – Chief Wiggum

“Miss Hoover, can we exchange our valentines?” – Janey “Not just yet, Janey. First, we’re going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines.” – Miss Hoover “Isn’t that just pointless busy work?” – Lisa Simpon “Bullseye. Get cracking.” – Miss Hoover

“Now, take out your red crayon.” – Miss Hoover “Miss Hoover?” – Ralph Wiggum “Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover “I don’t have a red crayon.” – Ralph Wiggum “Why not?” – Miss Hoover “I ate it.” – Ralph Wiggum

“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.” – Ralph Wiggum

“We have to go to that show.” – Bart Simpson” “Forget it!  To get those tickets our parents would have to be part of Springfield’s cultural elite.” – Lisa Simpson “Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush? . . . Eww.” – Homer Simpson

“Doing the Monster Mash with you on this beautiful Valentine’s Day.” – Marty “Marty, why did you play that song today?  There must be thousands of love songs.” – Bill “Well, it’s kind of a love song, all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, dancing, holding their evil in check.” – Marty “You played the wrong record, didn’t you?” – Bill “Why are you doing this to me?” – Marty

“Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover “My parents won’t let me use scissors.” – Ralph Wiggum “The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.  These things couldn’t cut butter.” – Miss Hoover

“To Moe, from your secret admirer.” – Moe “Yoo-hoo.” – Barney Gumble “Oh, God, no.” – Moe

“Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a valentine cause I felt sorry for him.” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, sweet pity, where would my love life have been without it?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “I Love Lisa”!  Original airdate: 11 February 1993.

“Now, why do they call this a urine monkey? . . . Oh, I just found out.” – Krusty the Klown “That’s funny for so many reasons.” – Bart Simpson

“This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies.  I just don’t know what went wrong.” – Principal Skinner “You opened the show with a fire drill and everyone cleared out.” – Groundskeeper Willie “So mother was right, it was my fault.” – Principal Skinner

“I’d do anything for Lisa.” – Ralph Wiggum “Really?” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.” – Ralph Wiggum “Yeah, they’ll do that.” – Homer Simpson

“I’d give anything to go to that show.” – Bart Simpson “I’d sell my first born son.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Bart Simpson “You’ll do as you’re told.” – Homer Simpson