“Bart . . . Bart . . . Hey, Bart . . .” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, it’s six-am. Something’s wrong? Dad died!” – Bart Simpson “No, no, he’s fine.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, whaddya? I’m relieved.” – Bart Simpson
Day: September 19, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor “With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin “Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor