“Get out of my office!” – Matt Groening Happy birthday!
Category: Happy Birthday
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“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Matt Groening!
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“You son of a bitch! . . . Good show!” – Emily Winthrop Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman!
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“Smithers! I want my tea!” – C.M. Burns “Doesn’t it bother you that he orders you around like that?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning til I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss. He’s my best friend, too.” – Mr. Smithers “Bah! Too hot!” – C.M. Burns “You’re right, sir. It’s scalding me as we speak.” – Mr. Smithers Happy Birthday, Harry Shearer!
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“I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.” – Lisa Simpson “There was a time when that was true. But now, I am so much more!” – Senor Ding-Dong Happy Birthday John Swartzwelder!
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“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy “Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
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“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony “Get bent.” – Bart Simpson “I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony “Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
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“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel “My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.
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“Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. You’ve led an interesting life.” – Bart Simpson “That’s a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies . . . ” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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“Find Waldo Yet Again . . . Man, he’s just not trying anymore.” – Bart Simpson Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“And here’s country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. Whatcha been up to, Lurleen?” – Kent Brockman “I spent last night in a ditch.” – Lurleen Lumpkin Doris Grau would’ve been 95 today. Happy birthday.
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“That was beautiful. What’s it called?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, it’s a little tune that I call The I Never Had An Italian Soup Blues.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Happy Birthday, Mike Reiss!
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks!
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“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson “He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson “Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady “Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson “We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson “If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.
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“Bart, I’ve asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday, Danny Elfman!
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“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary “I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday James L. Brooks!