“The key to motivation is trust. Lemme show you what I mean. I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards and I’ll catch you. That’s gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready?” – Hank Scorpio “Alright!” – Homer Simpson “Three . . . two . . . one sec. Hello?” – Hank Scorpio “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “Oh my God that guy’s on the floor!” – Hank Scorpio
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .