Makeup Quote of the Day

“Um, you know, I can’t afford to pay you.” – Lisa Simpson
“I didn’t become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be just fine.” – Stephen Jay Gould

4 thoughts on “Makeup Quote of the Day

  1. I always assumed this was the reason he didn’t actually do the tests, although saying that he did earlier was a real cop-out.

    1. Well, like I mentioned earlier, I assumed that she clarified off-screen that she didn’t have ANY money to give him, so he never did the tests. But if he took whatever pocket change she could scrape together AND still didn’t do it, that would be even worse/funnier.

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