Quote of the Day

“When we come back, we’ll show you the contents of a supermodel’s stomach.” – Guinness Book of World Records Host “What an age we live in.” – Homer Simpson “Look at all that Sweet & Low.” – Marge Simpson

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ironic, my crusade against television has come to an end so formulaic it could’ve spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest Hollywood hack!” – Sideshow Bob