“Alright, smart guy, where’s the fire?” – Chief Wiggum “Over there.” – Homer Simpson “Okay, you just bought yourself a 317, pointing out police stupidity! . . . Or is that a 314?” – Chief Wiggum
Day: November 29, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Of course, there’s no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let’s turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over four hundred degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices!” – Kent Brockman