“Bart, I hope you won’t bear some sort of simple minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of a school building.” – Martin Prince
“Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson
“Pardon?” – Martin Prince

11 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Ah, crudely-drawn filler material!

    (Still beats cold and sterile HD crap any day of the week.)

  2. rdenton85 Avatar

    Yeah it’s a much better style. And I love Martin’s reaction. Pretty much anyone would react like that to Bart’s insult.

    1. Ryan Avatar
      Ryan

      If you’d reply with “pardon?” to someone insulting you, then you’re a low-test cuck.

      1. rdenton85 Avatar

        Oh yeah but an insult like eat my shorts would confuse anyone. Kiss my butt on the other hand 😂

      2. Not rdenton85 Avatar
        Not rdenton85

        Pardon?

      3. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
        Ah Hee Hee Hee

        Hell yeah assert dominance over the cartoon fourth grader

        1. Ryan Avatar
          Ryan

          I was asserting dominance over a commenter of a blog for a 90s cartoon, actually.

          1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
            Ah Hee Hee Hee

            ah okay, that’s way better apparently. Sorry I mistook you yelling at some guy you can’t meet for you yelling at some guy you can’t meet

            1. Ryan Avatar
              Ryan

              Apology acknowledged.

              1. Ryan Avatar
                Ryan

                Which means I acknowledge that I have no way to spend my free time yelling at people over a cartoon.

    2. Steamed Hams Avatar
      Steamed Hams

      yeah but ‘eat my shorts’ isn’t an insult so much as it’s a dismissal

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