“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman “People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien Costume ♫”One two three o’clock, four o’clock, rock! Five six seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock! Nine ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock! We’re gonna rock around the world tonight!”♫ – Singers in Terrible Alien Costumes “Oh, this sucks! Come on, snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson Enjoy Maroon 5, everybody!
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .