“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman
“People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien Costume
♫”One two three o’clock, four o’clock, rock! Five six seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock! Nine ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock! We’re gonna rock around the world tonight!”♫ – Singers in Terrible Alien Costumes
“Oh, this sucks! Come on, snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson
Enjoy Maroon 5, everybody!
Hits a little too close to home now. Oh, for the good old days when shooting sprees were rare and could be a good reference for dark humor.