“After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe “That’s what he thinks. I say it’s none other than Bigfoot in the flesh.” – German Scientist “Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man. The eyes had a glimmer of human intelligence.” – French Scientist “Really? A glimmer in the eyes? What about the sloping ape-like forehead?” – British Scientist “Oh, the guys at work are going to have a field day with this.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .