“Will somebody help her?” – Homer Simpson “Look, Maggie! Birdies!” – Lisa Simpson Happy 30th Anniversary to “The Call of The Simpsons”!
Tag: The Call of the Simpsons
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“After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that the evidence we have is inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe “That’s what he thinks. I say it’s none other than Bigfoot in the flesh.” – German Scientist “Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man. The eyes had a glimmer of human intelligence.” – French Scientist “Really? A glimmer in the eyes? What about the sloping ape-like forehead?” – British Scientist “Oh, the guys at work are going to have a field day with this.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: The Hell With It Edition
“There. Finished.” – Homer Simpson “You are?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s a quick job, but it’s shelter.” – Homer Simpson “It is?” – Marge Simpson Just like last week, this is by necessity incomplete. I just can’t keep up, but there is a ton of good stuff below. My inbox is also a mess, and I know I owe like half a dozen people e-mails, so hopefully I get to that and then fill in many of the links I didn’t have time to get to. In the meantime: enjoy. Not Allowed In The Deep End: Ralph Wiggum’s Finest…
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“Mr. Simpson, you’re never gonna own a better RV, and I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean, literally buddy, this is it for you. You know? It’s this or a wagon.” – Cowboy Bob
Permanent Record: Maggie Simpson
“The boys certainly are taking a long time. I hope Maggie isn’t slowing them up too much.” – Marge Simpson For reasons of television necessity the Simpson family has always been an adventurous lot. But while Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa can easily go out into the world and get into and out of trouble, little Maggie is limited by the fact that she can’t talk and can barely walk. But while those limitations usually see her shuffled off to the side, the show also gives strong hints that she is the smartest and toughest of them all. “The Call…
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“Seems the Ultimate Behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range, and ‘wee bit’ is me being polite. You couldn’t afford this thing if you lived to be a million.” – Cowboy Bob
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“I’d like to see your finest RV. Do you have something that’s better than the Land Behemoth?” – Homer Simpson “Yes, we do. That would be the Ultimate Behemoth.” – Cowboy Bob “Where is it?” – Homer Simpson “You are standing in its presence. Behold! Isn’t she, look at this thing, this is, can you, man built this. It’s a vehicle.” – Cowboy Bob Happy birthday Albert Brooks!
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“Turkey farm?” – Bart Simpson “Nope.” – Lisa Simpson “Skunks?” – Bart Simpson “Nope.” – Lisa Simpson “Slaughterhouse?” – Bart Simpson “Nope.” – Lisa Simpson “What are you doing back there?” – Marge Simpson “We’re playing ‘What’s That Odor?’.” – Lisa Simpson “Dad’s feet?” – Bart Simpson “Bart!” – Homer Simpson “You win, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa!” – Homer Simpson
Washed Up on the Jersey Shore
“Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature’s uncivilized look, it’s foul language and, most of all, it’s indescribable stench. A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of five thousand dollars to anyone who brings in the creature alive. Actually, we’ll have more on this story as soon as it develops. We now return you to the President’s address, already in progress.” – TV News Guy There’s an undeniable irony to watching Zombie Simpsons lob weak and spongy jokes at vacuous and appearance obsessed people who have an unjustifiably high opinion of…
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user joiseyshowaa. “Remember Dad, the handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.” – Lisa Simpson “That’s nice, Lisa, but we’re not in astronomy class, we’re in the woods.” – Homer Simpson Note: It’s actually the handle of the Little Dipper, but such things were a lot harder to look up in 1989.
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“Is that a good siren? Am I approved?” – Homer Simpson “You ever known a siren to be good?” – Cowboy Bob Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Call of the Simpsons”!
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“Thank you God.” – Cowboy Bob
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“This much I believe we can agree upon, this specimen is either a below average human being or a brilliant beast.” – Scientist “Stupid eggheads.” – Homer Simpson