“Oh, I’ll never pay off that debt!” – Homer Simpson “Need money fast? Got no experience? Set up, to elegance! Become a limo driver at Classy Joe’s.” – TV Announcer “That’s it! I’ll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.” – Homer Simpson “I didn’t turn it on. I thought you turned it on.” – Lisa Simpson “No. Well, anyway, turn it off.” – Homer Simpson “It is off.” – Lisa Simpson
Day: February 26, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came west in 1838. Along the way he met a ferocious bear and killed him with his bare hands. That’s b-a-r-e hands. Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence that the bear, in fact, probably killed him.” – TV Narrator