“Wow! You’ve got pencils with your name on ’em, just like a pencil company executive! I’d give anything for one of these.” – Homer Simpson “Any office supply company can have ’em made up for you.” – Frank Grimes “Can I have this one?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes “Can Lenny have it?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .