Tag: Homer’s Enemy

“Wow! You’ve got pencils with your name on ’em, just like a pencil company executive! I’d give anything for one of these.” – Homer Simpson “Any office supply company can have ’em made up for you.” – Frank Grimes “Can I have this one?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes “Can Lenny have it?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes

“Smithers, I’ve just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president!” – C.M. Burns

“Simpson, do you know who chewed my…” – Frank Grimes

  “Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank’s agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I’m sure he’s looking down from Heaven right now…” – Reverend Lovejoy “Change the channel, Marge!” – Homer Simpson “That’s our Homer!” – Lenny Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Enemy”! Original airdate, 4 May 1997.

“That’s my degree in nuclear physics. I’m sure ya’ll have one.” – Frank Grimes “Oh, yeah, Carl and I each have our master’s. Course, old Homer, he didn’t need a degree! He just showed up the day they opened the plant.” – Lenny “I didn’t even know what a nuclear panner plant was.” – Homer Simpson

“And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that? It was hanging from coat hook!” – Frank Grimes “He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.” – Lenny

“Look at the size of this place!  I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.” – Frank Grimes “Wow.” – Homer Simpson

“I wonder where all the rats are gonna go?” – Bart Simpson “Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!” – Moe

“I’m saying: you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson.  You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people, like me.  If you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.” – Frank Grimes “He’s got you there, Dad.” – Bart Simpson

“So, this is my life.  At least I’ve done better than Dad.” – Milhouse van Houten

“Why don’t you invite him over for dinner?  Turn him from an enemy into a friend.  Then, when he’s not expecting it – bam! – the old fork in the eye.” – Moe “Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?” – Homer Simpson “There’s always a first time.” – Moe

“Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school.  He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.” – Kent Brockman

“I’ve never seen him do any work around here.  What is his job?” – Frank Grimes “Safety inspector.” – Lenny

“If you turn that security camera around, you can sleep and no one will ever know.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t think we’re being paid to sleep.” – Frank Grimes “Oh yeah, they’re always trying to screw you.” – Homer Simpson