“Troy, my man, it’s MacArthur Parker.” – MacArthur Parker“MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker my agent?” – Troy McClure“Just checkin’ in, my friend. So, how’s my favorite client?” – MacArthur Parker“We haven’t spoken in eight years.” – Troy McClure“Yes! So, I saw the papers today, Troy. Looking good, that wholesome stuff really helps when I’m trying to find you work.” – MacArthur Parker“You haven’t found me work in twelve years.” – Troy McClure“Oh, you, jury duty is work.” – MacArthur Parker
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .