Quote of the Day

“What are you here for?” – Bleeding Gums Murphy “My brother just had his appendix out.” – Lisa Simpson “Is he gonna be okay?” – Bleeding Gum Murphy “Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds and I’m a little behind.” – Bart Simpson “He’ll be fine.” – Lisa Simpson

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Krusty the Klown, how do you plead?” – Judge “I plead guilty, your honor! . . . Oh, I’m mean not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.” – Krusty the Klown