“Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things. Like when a sign says, ‘Do Not Feed the Bears’, man, you’d better not feed the bears.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: ‘Round Springfield
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“What are you here for?” – Bleeding Gums Murphy “My brother just had his appendix out.” – Lisa Simpson “Is he gonna be okay?” – Bleeding Gum Murphy “Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds and I’m a little behind.” – Bart Simpson “He’ll be fine.” – Lisa Simpson
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“This boy’s appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which will make it easier to find once I get in there.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“Excuse me, my good man, I have five hundred dollars to blow. What’ve you got?” – Bart Simpson “Behold, the ultimate pog!” – Comic Book Guy
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“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” – “That’s Mary had a little lamb.” – Marge Simpson “Okay, then this: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do do do…” – Homer Simpson “That’s the same thing, you just replaced ‘Di’s with ‘Do’s.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Danny Elfman!
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“Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, this is wonderful! You’re alive!” – Homer Simpson “No thanks to you, Homer!” – Bart Simpson “Why you little…!” – Homer Simpson “Now, Homer, please, the boy’s just had a very serious operation.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, right.” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson “What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson
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“I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so, without further adieu, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra. On saxophone, Lisa Simpson. On triangle, Martin Prince. And, with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.” – Principal Skinner “That’s some nice flutin’, boy.” – Chief Wiggum
Reading Digest: French Middle School Kids Edition
“Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.” – Groundskeeper Willie I may still try to get these up on Thursdays, but that didn’t even come close to happening yesterday. On the plus side, we’ve got a ton of crappy (and creepy) old merchandise, a look behind the scenes at Universal Studios, French children, and an erudite if weak sauce look at one of the many reasons Zombie Simpsons sucks. Enjoy. Petition · EA Games: Develop a sequel to “The Simpsons Hit & Run” – Got this in an email from reader Hassaan M., who shares a love of Hit & Run with…
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“Look, my stomach really hurts.” – Bart Simpson “All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Blue Bird of Unhappiness.” – Lunchlady Doris Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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“Look, if you ignore me and I die, you’ll get in a lot of trouble.” – Bart Simpson “Read page six of the school charter.” – Mrs. Krabappel “No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies.” – Bart Simpson “We’re also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Hey, cool, there’s a rabbit in here!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy 20th Anniversary to “‘Round Springfield”! Original airdate 30 April 1995.
Quote of the Day
“Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things. Like when a sign says, ‘Do Not Feed the Bears’, man, you’d better not feed the bears.” – Homer Simpson
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“Man, these are primo seats! I could really go for a hot dog.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, this is an operation!” – Marge Simpson “Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, here!” – Hot Dog Vendor “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Making Death Boring Edition
“Maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Death stalks you at every turn!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it does.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson With the return of Zombie Simpsons this week, the internet was flooded with blogs, magazines and websites posting sneak peaks at last week’s episode and an overwhelming amount of speculative garbage because Jean promised that they were going to kill off another character sometime in the not too distant future. Since most publications are glad to have any excuse to talk about…
Quote of the Day
“But then I spent all my money on my fifteen-hundred-dollar a day habit. . . . I’d like another Faberge egg, please.” – Bleed Gums Murphy “Sir, don’t you think you’ve had enough?” – Faberge Salesman “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
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“Our broadcast range is only twenty-three feet, which makes us the most powerful jazz station in the entire US of A.” – KJAZZ Guy
’Round Springfield Spews Truth
“Two hundred and fifty dollars? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.” – Lisa Simpson “He’s dead? Well, why didn’t you say so?” – Comic Book Guy It doesn’t come up in individual statements, but when you listen to the commentary for this episode right after you listen to the commentary for “Alone Again Natura-Diddily”, the most striking thing is the absence of feeling the need to explain things. Instead of anyone getting defensive or saying something about, “no really, this was a good idea”, it’s all just trivia about the episode, the occasional…
Compare & Contrast: Deaths
“One more time!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, come on, Lisa, I got a date with Billie Holiday.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Cloud There are a lot of head shaking problems with the way the show killed off Maude Flanders. The biggest is probably the fact that it was motivated by outright cheapness on the part of FOX and whoever else signed the checks. Maggie Roswell had been with the show since Season 1, providing not only Maude’s voice, but also the voices for Miss Hoover, Helen Lovejoy, Luann van Houten, and countless one off or minor parts (“No, my son…
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“Wow, you’ve had some career! Although the moral seems to be that a lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, before you came to visit, I would have agreed with you.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!