“Oh my, the house looks wonderful! Grampa, what’s your secret?” – Marge Simpson “Pretending to cry. . . . That’s right, you heard me, pretending to cry! I can turn it on and off like a faucet! Ohh, oh, I’m crying! I’m so sad!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Way to go, Grampa.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll never trust another old person.” – Bart Simpson “I fooled you! So long, suckers!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .