Quote of the Day

“He’s a worthy foe. Look at him, Smithers, exercising away while the others are off at the candy machine.” – C.M. Burns “Hey, Lenny, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?” – Homer Simpson “Okay, but it’s the last time.” – Lenny

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Why, Homer, you silly goose. The weed whacker’s just for the edges. You’re going to be out here all day.” – Ned Flanders “I’m almost done.” – Homer Simpson