“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson “And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy “Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan “Uh, yeah, um, as a change of pace, I’m going to let you do most of the work. I think you’re ready for it, Alan. And, um, I’ll just get us started.” – Homer Simpson “Uh, we’ll need that to live.” – Alan
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .