“Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number zero-zero-zero-one, C. Montgomery Burns.” – Old Announcer “And the fans do not like this one bit.” – Young Announcer “And here come the pretzels!” – Old Announcer “Oh, no! No, don’t do that! You’re supposed to be tasting them!” – Marge Simpson “Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field. Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity.” – Young Announcer “Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.” – Old Announcer…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .