“You don’t have to start drinking right away. I was thinking we could go for a bike ride.” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, the bar flies are expecting me, Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.” – Homer Simpson “But you look better! You don’t sweat while you eat anymore. And, look, you’ve saved more than a hundred dollars! I found it in your pants.” – Marge Simpson “Yoink!” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .