“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson “Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson “Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson “Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson “What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson “Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson “Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson “Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .