“Hey Mom, Dad’s in a mental institution.” – Bart Simpson “Oh my god, mother was right.” – Marge Simpson
Day: September 19, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Why do you have to make this so hard?” – Lisa Simpson “I’m using non-violent resistance.” – Bart Simpson “Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi…” – Lisa Simpson “Who?” – Bart Simpson