“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson “Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle
Tag: My Sister My Sitter
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“Why do you have to make this so hard?” – Lisa Simpson “I’m using non-violent resistance.” – Bart Simpson “Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi…” – Lisa Simpson “Who?” – Bart Simpson
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“I’m so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores. I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?” – Marge Simpson “Enh, I’m really more of a slacker.” – Homer Simpson
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“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson “Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers
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“Okay, honey, remember where we’re parked.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m walking on the waterfront, once the center of a thriving squid gutting industry. Now abandoned by all but a few longshoremen and allied tradespeople.” – Kent Brockman
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“Wow, even Moe’s moved to fancy new digs.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, this isn’t ‘faux dive’. This is a dive.” – Yuppie “You’re a long way from home, yuppie boy. I’ll start a tab.” – Moe Happy 20th Anniversary to “My Sister, My Sitter”! Original airdate 2 March 1997.
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“I can’t get enough of the Babysitter Twins! They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made four dollars!” – Janie If you enjoy thrillers and mysteries (especially ones that have sexy results!), check out my good friend Liz Heiter’s latest novel, “Stalked“. Out today wherever fine books are sold (including Amazon which has it for $8 as a paperback or $6 on Kindle).
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“Don’t laugh at me! I was once like you.” – Homer Simpson
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“I love everything about the world of babysitting: the responsibility, the obligation, the pressure!” – Lisa Simpson “And full refrigerator privileges!” – Janie “That’s a trust, Janie. A sacred trust.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Hey, Dad, how come you’re wearing a tuxedo?” – Bart Simpson “Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson “Why are you wearing it now?” – Bart Simpson “It’s like a rent-a-car, son. You get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Fan Made Crossovers Are Better Edition
“But first, move over Baltimore! Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman Some internet genius put together a version of the opening credits of the third season of The Wire, including the song, but with clips from only Season 3 of the show, and it works. Meanwhile, out in Los Angeles, someone’s putting together an art show that’s just about Bart and the various bootleg incarnations he spawned in the early 90s, all of which are more creative than, say, cramming the Simpsons into a Family Guy or Futurama episode. In addition to that, we’ve got lots of .gifs, Azaria talkin’ softball, Bart and Marge as ducks, and more. Enjoy. (Oh, and if you haven’t taken that Simpsons survey yet, here it is again.) Season three credits of The Simpsons and The Wire = The Wiresons · Great Job, Internet! – This was making the rounds this week, and with good cause: As A.V. Club explains: Credit should go to YouTuber CasimirN for managing to take clips from only season three of the animated hit and turn it into a reasonable facsimile, complete with images perfectly matching the real-world sounds injected into the theme song. This seems like a good fit for all Matt Groening and David Simon creations; we eagerly await the dark and gritty world of Tremerama. Bart in the fitting room as the security camera cracks was damn near perfect. Excellent. The Springfield Gifhole: Bart the Murderer – Reader Nick D. sends in this excellent collection of .gifs from “Bart the Murderer”. It’s a big page, and there are a ton of them. I’m particularly fond of Bart pouring himself shots of milk and the kids kicking the crap out of Cocoa Beany himself. Bootleg Bart Simpson Killed Saddam. He Ended Apartheid. And Now He’s Back – If you’re in or around Los Angeles this weekend, there is an art show of classic bootleg Bart happening tomorrow and Sunday. Looks neat. Beloved ‘Godfather’ and ‘Simpsons’ Co-Star Alex Rocco Has Died(1936–2015) – No real news here, I just find it amusing that the Simpsons is also in the headline. Watch Hank Azaria Give the Mets a ‘Simpsons’ Voiceover – This was also making the rounds this week. Azaria seems like a typically broken Mets fan. Front Street Foods’ Miche Bakery outside Union Station sells The Homer doughnut – Toronto gets all the cool stuff: “People don’t even have to read the name, they just say ‘oh! It’s The Homer doughnut,’” says baker Michelle Rose of her product. “They just know.” That’s because Rose’s edible homage to the favourite TV dad is decorated with fuchsia icing and multicoloured sprinkles. It’s a bestseller at her tiny, pop-up bakery stand at Front Street Foods — Union Station’s summertime market, featuring local artisans. Smartline – I do not have any upcoming gay weddings on my social calendar, but this would be a great card for one. Hans Moleman Finally Gets Some Love In This New MC Lars Video – Let’s just say that the clips and almost all of the lyrics aren’t from Zombie Simpsons.…
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“I love this pedestrian mall. There’s practically no traffic.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t think we should be driving here. The mayor’s yelling at us.” – Marge Simpson “Stop you idiot!” – Mayor Quimby
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“Isn’t that clever? It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building.” – Marge Simpson “Help me!” – Hans Moleman
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“Alright, I have two announcements. Friday you will have the chance to ‘party down’ in the church basement with the Jesus rock stylings of Testament. That’s Friday, six pm sharp.” – Revered Lovejoy “Pfft, all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” – Bart Simpson
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“Now put your left leg into the left side of the pants, and you’re done.” – Lisa Simpson “I dress myself.” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Tonight on ‘Eye on Springfield’, opening day at the world’s first two story outhouse.” – Kent Brockman “Oh, God, stop!” – Outhouse Guy
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“Parents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen, that’s why they hire teenagers.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hey, Bart, how’s your arm?” – Lisa Simpson “It’s alright. I was hoping they’d give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?” – Bart Simpson
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“Where are the dice?” – Lisa Simpson “Daddy says dice are wicked.” – Todd Flanders “We just move one space at a time. It’s less fun that way.” – Rod Flanders