Tag: My Sister My Sitter

“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson “Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

“Why do you have to make this so hard?” – Lisa Simpson “I’m using non-violent resistance.” – Bart Simpson “Ugh, the idea that you would compare yourself to Mahatma Gandhi…” – Lisa Simpson “Who?” – Bart Simpson

“I’m so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores. I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?” – Marge Simpson “Enh, I’m really more of a slacker.” – Homer Simpson

“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson “Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers

“Okay, honey, remember where we’re parked.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m walking on the waterfront, once the center of a thriving squid gutting industry. Now abandoned by all but a few longshoremen and allied tradespeople.” – Kent Brockman

“Wow, even Moe’s moved to fancy new digs.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, this isn’t ‘faux dive’. This is a dive.” – Yuppie “You’re a long way from home, yuppie boy. I’ll start a tab.” – Moe Happy 20th Anniversary to “My Sister, My Sitter”! Original airdate 2 March 1997.

“I can’t get enough of the Babysitter Twins! They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made four dollars!” – Janie If you enjoy thrillers and mysteries (especially ones that have sexy results!), check out my good friend Liz Heiter’s latest novel, “Stalked“. Out today wherever fine books are sold (including Amazon which has it for $8 as a paperback or $6 on Kindle).

“Don’t laugh at me! I was once like you.” – Homer Simpson

“I love everything about the world of babysitting: the responsibility, the obligation, the pressure!” – Lisa Simpson “And full refrigerator privileges!” – Janie “That’s a trust, Janie. A sacred trust.” – Lisa Simpson

“Hey, Dad, how come you’re wearing a tuxedo?” – Bart Simpson “Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson “Why are you wearing it now?” – Bart Simpson “It’s like a rent-a-car, son.  You get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.” – Homer Simpson

“I love this pedestrian mall.  There’s practically no traffic.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t think we should be driving here.  The mayor’s yelling at us.” – Marge Simpson “Stop you idiot!” – Mayor Quimby

“Isn’t that clever?  It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building.” – Marge Simpson “Help me!” – Hans Moleman

“Alright, I have two announcements.  Friday you will have the chance to ‘party down’ in the church basement with the Jesus rock stylings of Testament.  That’s Friday, six pm sharp.” – Revered Lovejoy “Pfft, all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” – Bart Simpson

“Now put your left leg into the left side of the pants, and you’re done.” – Lisa Simpson “I dress myself.” – Ralph Wiggum

“Tonight on ‘Eye on Springfield’, opening day at the world’s first two story outhouse.” – Kent Brockman “Oh, God, stop!” – Outhouse Guy

“Parents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen, that’s why they hire teenagers.” – Marge Simpson

“Hey, Bart, how’s your arm?” – Lisa Simpson “It’s alright.  I was hoping they’d give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do?” – Bart Simpson

“Where are the dice?” – Lisa Simpson “Daddy says dice are wicked.” – Todd Flanders “We just move one space at a time.  It’s less fun that way.” – Rod Flanders