“Wow, I bet if God wore pants, he’d have a belt like that.” – Milhouse van Houten “This isn’t a belt. It’s a tactical pants retaining system.” – Bart Simpson
Day: November 10, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.” – Troy McClure “Hand me my patching trowel, boy.” – Homer Simpson