“Welcome back, to the final day of this, the twenty-third Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.” – Not Keith Jackson “You people are pigs! . . . I personally am gonna spit in every fiftieth burger.” – Krusty the Klown “I like those odds.” – Homer Simpson
Day: December 3, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hey, we got a pool!” – Bart Simpson “Can we go swimming, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson “Not right now.” – Marge Simpson