Tag: Lisa’s First Word

“Welcome back, to the final day of this, the twenty-third Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.” – Not Keith Jackson “You people are pigs! . . . I personally am gonna spit in every fiftieth burger.” – Krusty the Klown “I like those odds.” – Homer Simpson

“Buenos dias, neighboritos! The handle’s Flanders, but my friends call me Ned!” – Ned Flanders “Hi, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson

“Supper time, boys!” – Ned Flanders “Oh, boy, liver!” – Rod Flanders “Iron helps us play!” – Todd Flanders

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson “No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson “My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson “You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson “He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson

“Got your nose.” – Homer Simpson “Got your wallet!” – Bart Simpson

“Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me….” – Bart Simpson

“This one just came on the market.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent “Oh, dear!” – Marge Simpson

“Dad, I have a problem.” – Homer Simpson “Why’d you come to me? I don’t know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they’re gone! Withered away like an old piece of fruit!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Are you done?” – Homer Simpson “No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“Remember, tis better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” – Lisa Simpson “What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” – Homer’s Brain “Takes one to know one!” – Homer Simpson “Swish!” – Homer’s Brain

“Now, here we have beautiful hardwood floors, track lighting.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent “What’s that stench?” – Marge Simpson “Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you’ll wonder how you ever did without it!” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent

“Dad, first you gave me life, now you’ve given me a home for my family.  I’d be honored if you came to live with us.” – Homer Simpson “Thank you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “So, how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?” – Bart Simpson “About three weeks.” – Homer Simpson

“Guess what, Homey?  There’s going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!” – Marge Simpson “We’re gonna start doing it in the morning?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Marge Simpson “Oh.” – Homer Simpson “We’re going to have another baby.” – Marge Simpson

“According to Fretful Mother magazine, if Maggie doesn’t talk by age one we should consider a corrective tongue extender.” – Marge Simpson

“Now, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, the only houses I have in your price range are in the neighborhood colorfully referred to as The Rat’s Nest.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent

“So, kids, what do you want to play?” – Ned Flanders “Good Samaritan!” – Rod & Todd Flanders “I get to clothe the leper!” – Rod Flanders “Lucky.” – Todd Flanders