“There are three things wrong with my costume. Anybody names those three things will get my hat.” – Mr. Bergstrom “I believe I know the answer.” – Lisa Simpson “What’s your name?” – Mr. Bergstrom “Lisa Simpson.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, go ahead miss Simpson.” – Mr. Bergstrom “Um, one, your belt buckle says State of Texas, but Texas wasn’t a state until 1845.” – Lisa Simpson “Very good.” – Lisa Simpson “Two, the revolver wasn’t invented until 1835.” – Lisa Simpson “That’s excellent.” – Mr. Bergstrom “Three, you seem to be of the Jewish faith.” – Lisa Simpson “Are…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .