“By itself something like this might not call for an extreme penalty. But this is not an isolated incident. Bart’s behavior is unruly, he’s frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to . . . well.” – Principal Skinner Happy 30th(!) anniversary to Bart the Genius!
Day: January 14, 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
♫”Simpson . . . Homer, Simpson! He’s the greatest guy in history! From the . . . town of Springfield! He’s about to hit a chestnut tree!”♫ – Homer Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“The evening began at the gentlemen’s club where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.” – Agent Scully “We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, you happy?” – Homer Simpson