“Alright, now all we need is a name.” – Lisa Simpson “How ’bout Blabbermouth: The Jerky Doll For Jerks?” – Bart Simpson “How ’bout Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Not enough commercial appeal.” – Stacy Lovell “Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Muleface Doll!” – Bart Simpson “I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.” – Stacy Lovell “No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbageface! I can’t stand this any longer, somebody please pat attention to me!” – Bart Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .